Got a parking spot. Told everyone. Luck left.
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Life Problems
Buy Green Signal Luck
Every traffic light turns green. Except yours
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Green Signal Luck makes lifts arrive early, queues move fast and parking appear right outside. Luck is non-transferable and it expires the moment you boast about it. Results may vary by Wednesday.
- Category: Life Problems
- Price: ₹9,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Every light was green. Then I reached mine.
Found a ₹10 note. Spent ₹500 celebrating.
Delivery status
Sprinkling luck on your commute. Please stand still.
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