Focused for four minutes. Personal record.
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Life Problems
Buy Focus for One Tab
Close 47 tabs. Keep 46 open
₹7,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Focus for One Tab narrows your attention to a single task for up to four minutes. Perfect for people who open a document to work and end up researching trekking shoes. Comes with tab guilt.
- Category: Life Problems
- Price: ₹7,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Came to write one mail. Left with new shoes.
The product worked. The other 46 tabs fought back.
Delivery status
Gathering your attention. It is in another tab.
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