Started at 100. Mondays did what Mondays do.
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Life Problems
Buy Full Battery Energy
Charged to 100%, dispatched at 2%
₹14,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Full Battery Energy charges you to 100 percent in the morning and drains to red by 3 PM. Works on chai, snacks and the sound of a lunch notification. Portable charger not included in your body.
- Category: Life Problems
- Price: ₹14,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Hit 2% before breakfast. Great product, honestly.
Perfect for people who run on dramatic sighs.
Delivery status
Charging energy. Plug is in the wrong socket.
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