Assembled it. Someone replied all. Peace gone.
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Life Problems
Buy Peace (Some Assembly Required)
Flat-pack calm. Screws missing, vibes included
₹7,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Peace (Some Assembly Required) is a flat-pack inner calm that comes with no instructions and one spare Allen key. Assemble it between two emails and a family call. Warranty void the moment someone says "quick question".
- Category: Life Problems
- Price: ₹7,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
The instructions were just a picture of a mountain.
Good value for a product that does not exist.
Delivery status
Packing calm into a very small box. Please whisper.
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