Slept eight hours. In my dreams. Literally.
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Life Problems
Buy 8 Hours of Sleep
Ships instantly, arrives right after your 5 AM alarm
₹5,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy 8 Hours of Sleep guarantees a full night of rest, delivered in one continuous piece. Terms apply: you must not check your phone, think about 2019 or remember an email at 1 AM. Pillow not included because it also does not exist.
- Category: Life Problems
- Price: ₹5,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Brain delivered a presentation at 2 AM. No refund.
Would buy again if it ever arrived.
Delivery status
Tucking sleep into a very small blanket. Shh.
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