Mom believed me. Then she gave me the duster.
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Family & Relationships
Buy Diwali Cleaning Excuse
"I have an urgent meeting" for the deep clean
₹4,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Diwali Cleaning Excuse gives you a believable reason to avoid wiping the fan blades and sorting the old cupboard. Works for exactly one minute, then someone hands you a duster.
- Category: Family & Relationships
- Price: ₹4,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Excuse worked. Diwali did not.
Spent hours cleaning the one drawer. Worth it.
Delivery status
Drafting a very important meeting. Please look busy.
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