Hike aayega. Bas mujhe date nahi bataya.
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Mumbai Special
Buy Salary Hike (Date Pata Nahi)
Hike aayega. Bas date nahi pata
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Salary Hike (Date Pata Nahi) promises a juicy raise at some point in the coming financial years. Comes with a warm email that says "we value your contribution". Applies strictly from next appraisal cycle.
- Category: Mumbai Special
- Price: ₹9,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Email aaya: "Soon". Soon kab? Pata nahi.
Hike mila. 0.5%. Phir bhi khush hun.
Delivery status
Hike processing. HR bol rahe hain, "pipeline mein hai".
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