Teleported 2 km. Fir bhi late pahuncha.
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Mumbai Special
Buy Mumbai Traffic Skip (Teleport Past Bandra)
Bandra mein 2 km teleport. Signal nahi, shanti.
₹4,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Mumbai Traffic Skip teleports you past the Bandra jam and straight to the part where you can see the sea. Signal nahi, shanti, bas hawa. Works anywhere except when you are already late.
- Category: Mumbai Special
- Price: ₹4,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Ekdum jhakaas. Bas signal pe wapas aa gaya.
Bhai, product nahi aaya par mood fresh ho gaya.
Delivery status
Traffic skip loading. Signal pe 3 minute baaki.
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