Floated to office. Landed at lunch.
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Absurd Premium
Buy Gravity Off Switch (Mondays Only)
Float to work. Land when ready
₹34,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Gravity Off Switch (Mondays Only) lets you float gently above traffic and out of unplanned meetings. Not recommended near ceiling fans or open balconies. Landing is at your own pace.
- Category: Absurd Premium
- Price: ₹34,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Switch worked. Fan did not.
Gravity off. Mood up.
Delivery status
Disabling gravity politely. Hold your chai.
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