My rock has better signal than me.
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Absurd Premium
Buy a Pet Rock with Wi-Fi
A calm friend who loves to sit
₹39,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy a Pet Rock with Wi-Fi is the quiet companion you never knew you needed. It sits, it stays and it connects to every router except yours. Low maintenance, zero barking, mild smugness.
- Category: Absurd Premium
- Price: ₹39,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Rock sits. I sit. We bond.
Does nothing. Does it brilliantly.
Delivery status
Training your rock to sit. It already knows.
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