Bought a plot. Neighbours: none. 5 stars.
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Absurd Premium
Buy Moon Property (Sea View)
Sea view. No sea
₹14,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Moon Property (Sea View) gets you a lovely plot on the moon with a wonderful view of the empty crater next door. Perfect for investors who love peace and hate neighbours. Parking is wide and gravity is optional.
- Category: Absurd Premium
- Price: ₹14,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Beautiful view of nothing.
Great investment. Zero traffic.
Delivery status
Surveying your moon plot. Please bring a ladder.
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