Ate noodles. Felt like a food critic.
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Buy Gourmet Instant Noodle Illusion
Makes a ₹15 packet taste like a ₹1,500 plate
₹7,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Gourmet Instant Noodle Illusion transforms your humble noodles into a "chef-crafted bowl of chewy happiness". Includes a fancy plate in your mind and a candle in your imagination.
- Category: Month-End Broke
- Price: ₹7,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Noodles were the same. My attitude improved.
Best ₹15 dinner I never bought.
Delivery status
Boiling water. Imagination is simmering.
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