Felt rich for 9 minutes. Then the app refreshed.
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Month-End Broke
Buy Salary Advance (Emotional Edition)
Your salary, 10 days early. In spirit
₹12,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Salary Advance (Emotional Edition) gives you the warm feeling of payday on the 20th of every month. No money moves, but your mood goes up faster than the grocery bill.
- Category: Month-End Broke
- Price: ₹12,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Advance came in feelings. Rent came in reality.
Mood advance successful.
Delivery status
Preparing advance. Please hold your wallet gently.
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