Opened my wallet. Got a rainbow. Cried a little.
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Absurd Premium
Buy a Pocket-Sized Rainbow
Folds up. Fits in your wallet. Slightly shiny
₹17,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy a Pocket-Sized Rainbow gives you a tiny rainbow that lives in your pocket and appears whenever you feel the Monday blues. It does not rain, it just shows up. Do not feed after midnight.
- Category: Absurd Premium
- Price: ₹17,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Fits perfectly next to my metro card.
Brightest thing in my pocket.
Delivery status
Folding a rainbow with great care.
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