My assistant booked nothing. Perfect.
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Rich Vibes
Buy Personal Assistant (Imaginary)
Handles everything. Remembers nothing
₹24,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Personal Assistant (Imaginary) is always ready to say "right away, sir" and then forget what you asked. Perfect for calendars, errands and looking important in cafes.
- Category: Rich Vibes
- Price: ₹24,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Schedule is empty. Life is calm.
Assistant said "yes". And nothing else.
Delivery status
Hiring an assistant. He is in a meeting.
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