Said "soon" 32 times. Nobody asked about me.
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Pregnancy Nonsense
Buy Patience for "When Is It Due?"
Smile politely every time someone asks
₹12,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Patience for "When Is It Due?" helps you answer the same question for the 40th time with a sweet smile and a calm voice. Comes with a pre-printed card that says "soon".
- Category: Pregnancy Nonsense
- Price: ₹12,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Patience held. Snacks helped.
Everyone asks. I answer with cake.
Delivery status
Counting days with a smile. Please be gentle.
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