Muted commentary. Heard the crowd. Joy!
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Cricket Fan Nonsense
Buy Commentary Mute Button
Silences "well, in my day…" for a full innings
₹4,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Commentary Mute Button lets you enjoy the match without stories about the commentator's school team. Includes crowd noise, a gentle hum and the occasional "four!"
- Category: Cricket Fan Nonsense
- Price: ₹4,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Button worked. Wife still talks.
Best product for quiet viewing.
Delivery status
Muting nostalgia. Please enjoy the bowling.
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